How to score a new hat

Two weeks ago I was relaxing on the couch after work when The Fella came home. I thought it weird that he hurried upstairs right away. Normally he has this whole after-work routine: he sets down his bags, gives me a kiss, hangs up his coat, then goes straight to the kitchen to make the next day's breakfast and lunch. I went upstairs and guess what I found?? The Fella hurriedly trying to hide new shopping purchases! Ah-ha! Caught! 

Apparently he'd been shopping at the Banana and Zara the last couple of nights! He claims he was going to put on a fashion show for me (uh-huh), but I think he was trying to cut off all the tags and shove them into his closet before I could see (and give him grief for all the grief he gives me for shopping!). I know because I invented that move.

This hat was a result of his shopping spree, and now it's also mine. So that, my friends, is how you score a new hat.